Depth, I fear.

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scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

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I forgot that the cat can hear shit

rontology:

I finally switched to firefox and I’ve seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it’s important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody’s talking about this

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

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theunusualchameleon:

beardedmrbean:

There’s a lesson here

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What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn’t good, and it’s not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their “prey” biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake’s keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

you know what screw it *un orou's your bouros*ALT

stareyedesper:

mariautistic:

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit

Clout

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damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

catgirl-milk:

catgirl-milk:

not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third thing…

t4t gay friends who also fuck a lot and you could say it’s polyamory or fwb but literally who cares we’re trans and we’re friends and we have sex

shogoakuji:

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just needed to save these bc it’s making me laugh

eebie:

eebie:

do i hav e to

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do i HAVE to draw feet

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what a beautiful view from up here


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